Feb 03 2008

Very First Girl

Posted in: Memoirs  |  Tags: ,  Written by DD-Guy @ 12:51 pm

My very first girl (don’t laugh!) was a cute 6-year old. I was a 6-year old cute boy then, so there wasn’t anything illegal involved. However, being a shy guy I still am, I managed to enjoy a continuous kissing sessions behind some abandoned building. She was, of course, against it, but I was damn persuasive. Besides, we all wanted to know what it feels like and why all those men and women on TV made such a big fuzz about it. Remember, we were 6, we had no idea what the hell the porn is.

Must admit - it doesn’t sound like much and it wasn’t much then. But now come to think of it - I was the earliest among my peers to start dating and actually got to a second base. She bragged about it even more then I did. We were heroes.

We didn’t even break up. Her parents moved to another part of town, so she went to a different kindergarten. Short story.

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Feb 03 2008

Memories Of The Boy

Posted in: Memoirs  |  Tags: , ,  Written by DD-Guy @ 12:00 pm

Mardi Gras BoobsThere was this girl I was dreaming about. She had beautiful golden hair streaming all the way to her waist, striking personality and F-sized breasts that made me weak in my knees. She said she was a witch. I didn’t believe her, but agreed with almost everything she said. You know how the guys are. When you are in a large company of friends it’s hard to break the routine and become something more then friends. And if it didn’t work out there’s a whole bunch of other issues you’re facing.

One day we were at her and her roommate’s apartment. She was telling us about the New Orleans’ Mardi Gras, where girls flash their boobs and get bead strings for each time they did it. I was dying to get there and see how it all will turn out. So I started asking questions, like if you can drink openly in New Orleans or do you have to flash cops so they would let you go with your beer; or does that flashing considered an improper public behavior or charity work - you know, those kinds of questions when you are trying to mask your genuine interest with funny stuff.

Turned out, when she was there she almost was announced a queen of some sort at Mardi Gras - given that she was 19 at that time and the size I mentioned above - it was bound to happen. We all talked some more about going to New Orleans, especially at the time when Mardi Gras starts (or ends - I didn’t really care at that moment) and have fun. I went into asking some more questions and, I think, that sort of gave me away.

She looked at me a little puzzled, then, like if she got the idea, she went into another room. Couple of minutes later she showed up with a thick bunch of those cheap beads they throw to women in New Orleans. She started giving them away. She gave me a couple of them and said that one day she would want those back, for same reason she got them the first time.

But that was whole another story.

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Feb 03 2008

More Announcements

Posted in: Procrastination  |  Tags: ,  Written by DD-Guy @ 12:00 pm

The eBook on how to avoid dating mistakes is almost ready. But before I will offer it to the general public, it needs to be proofread, so give me some more time on that.

Starting today we open a new category of posts in our blog - memoirs. We didn’t really think about this for long, since people who we talk to on a regular basis supply a constant stream of these stories. So, for your entertainment and pleasure, or for contemplation and awareness (whichever comes first) we present you the new section of our web site - memoirs.

Stay tuned, more to come!

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Jan 30 2008

The Top Ten Most Ridiculous Diets

Posted in: Diet  |  Tags: , , , , ,  Written by DD-Guy @ 9:02 am

People will do almost anything to lose weight. While the most logical, sustainable means of doing so hasn’t really changed — eat less and exercise every day it seems there are a host of new and outlandish methods to lose those love handles. Digg points us to the article on DivineCaroline, that describes ten deceitful diets.

Speaking from experience, there is no easy way to loose pounds. Just forget it, it will never happen. Sure, you may get a “magic pill” to burn all those extra inches of fat, but the problem is - once you stop eating those pills, the weight is back. And - in full force. So the only proper way to get rid of your overweight is to go natural.

Start today, while it is still January. By the dating/mating season (April-May) you will be able to achieve a presentable shape.

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Jan 30 2008

5 Worst Online Dating Video Profiles

Posted in: Abnormal  |  Tags: , ,  Written by DD-Guy @ 1:22 am

These days, striking out with the opposite sex is as simple as buying a webcam and “being yourself.” Thanks to Digg, where we found this beautiful story.

The commentaries are pretty obvious. This is just to illustrate that you should get creative in your dating behavior. Just don’t forget that you may end up on Esquire web page - and it ain’t going to be a good rap.

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